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Back issueAs it stood October 13, 2026 · Back to live standings

Standings after Week 5

Wins, then points · top 6 make the playoffs

Standings after week 5
Pos.ClubWLForAgst.
1J HerboCoach Mateo41710.90628.40
2CodyJuanKenobiCoach Cody32797.66740.32
3Love at first DartCoach Jag32778.52737.42
4PipsqueakCoach Jorge32702.48697.04
5AdiYogaCoach Adi32623.64621.82
6shotgunb365Coach Kartik23751.52842.08
7Projection ChampCoach Andrew23718.36709.88
8pranavmenon08Coach Pranav23717.98699.24
9squirmyearth163Coach Arjun23669.96726.08
10littyjittyCoach Jit14619.72688.46

Dynasty power rankings

Which teams are set up as a true dynasty · as of October 13, 2026

  1. 1
    J HerboCoach Mateo

    94power · 4–1 · on pace for 10.0 wins

    Value 79.1k · picks 14.2k · average age 26.2

    Brock Bowers · Kenneth Walker · Justin Jefferson

    4–1, but 22–23 against the whole league. Lucky.

  2. 2
    CodyJuanKenobiCoach Cody

    92power · 3–2 · on pace for 9.1 wins

    Value 82.9k · picks 17.3k · average age 26.9

    Bijan Robinson · Brock Purdy · Chris Olave

    A different top scorer every week: Jalen Coker 29.80, Brock Purdy 28.48, Bijan Robinson 34.30, Nico Collins 27.30, Garrett Wilson 19.90.

  3. 3
    PipsqueakCoach Jorge

    85power · 3–2 · on pace for 8.3 wins

    Value 77.3k · picks 15.1k · average age 27.2

    Ja'Marr Chase · CeeDee Lamb · Jared Goff

    Up 51.0 points from Week 4.

  4. 4
    Love at first DartCoach Jag

    81power · 3–2 · on pace for 6.3 wins

    Value 89.5k · picks 20.4k · average age 25.5

    Jahmyr Gibbs · Jeremiyah Love · Patrick Mahomes

    191.56 in Week 3, the best score of the season.

  5. 5
    Projection ChampCoach Andrew

    78power · 2–3 · on pace for 6.6 wins

    Value 80.9k · picks 17.3k · average age 25.5

    Drake Maye · Zay Flowers · Tyler Warren

    Won by 38.94 in Week 5. A beating.

  6. 6
    AdiYogaCoach Adi

    77power · 3–2 · on pace for 6.3 wins

    Value 81.5k · picks 18.8k · average age 25.4

    Jaxon Smith-Njigba · Amon-Ra St. Brown · Ashton Jeanty

    Averaging 124.7 a week, 9th of 10.

  7. 7
    pranavmenon08Coach Pranav

    77power · 2–3 · on pace for 6.9 wins

    Value 75.9k · picks 17.3k · average age 26.4

    Puka Nacua · Caleb Williams · James Cook

    Down 31.1 points from Week 4.

  8. 8
    squirmyearth163Coach Arjun

    72power · 2–3 · on pace for 5.9 wins

    Value 76.4k · picks 17.3k · average age 26.4

    Josh Allen · Malik Nabers · Jayden Daniels

    Up 38.9 points from Week 4.

  9. 9
    shotgunb365Coach Kartik

    72power · 2–3 · on pace for 6.6 wins

    Value 69.1k · picks 18.0k · average age 27.4

    Joe Burrow · Jonathan Taylor · Drake London

    Lost by 38.94 in Week 5. Ugly.

  10. 10
    littyjittyCoach Jit

    58power · 1–4 · on pace for 3.9 wins

    Value 69.9k · picks 17.3k · average age 27.6

    Trey McBride · Lamar Jackson · Dak Prescott

    Averaging 123.9 a week, worst in the league.

Week 5 recap

WEEK 5 RECAP 🚨 The projections are lying, the prayers are working, and I would like to file a formal complaint 😭📉🙏

squirmyearth163Coach Arjun156.80
Final
Love at first DartCoach Jag148.88

THE MOST BULLSHIT GAME OF THE SEASON 😭

Arjun shows up last minute, plugs in DEVONTEZ WALKER, and beats me 156.80–148.88 after being projected to lose by 16.4 💀 Josh Allen drops 30.5, Walker adds 7.9, and suddenly Devontez Walker is a central character in my life. Gibbs gave me 35.2 while Tate, Fannin and Love combined for FOUR POINT SEVEN 😭 And before anybody starts: yes, Bourne over Tate would’ve won it by 0.48. I am not taking questions at this time. As Chuck would say: I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU. JOSH ALLEN AND DEVONTEZ WALKER. MUST SEE TV 📺😂

  • Josh Allen, pick 1.0330.50
  • Jeremiyah Love, pick 2.072.20
  • Kendrick Bourne on the bench9.50
AI-generated cream-and-forest illustration of Charles Barkley holding up two fingers, with the Josh Allen and Devontez Walker must-see-TV caption.
I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU. JOSH ALLEN AND DEVONTEZ WALKER. MUST SEE TV.Photo: the group chat
J HerboCoach Mateo132.60
Final
pranavmenon08Coach Pranav116.76

NEW NUMBER ONE, SAME OLD FRAUD WATCH 🚨

Mateo was projected to lose by 19.2 and instead beats Pranav 132.60–116.76 to take sole possession of first at 4–1 👑 Christian Watson brought 29.3. Puka brought Pranav 29.2. Tyler Shough brought a bill for 0.16 😭 Bro would’ve scored more by leaving the QB slot empty. Pranav has turned 2–0 into 2–3; the hot start is officially under investigation 🔍 Meanwhile, the MarShawn Lloyd I sent Mateo last week contributed 16.2. Glad I could help fund somebody else’s championship campaign 🤝💀

  • Christian Watson, pick 9.0329.30
  • Tyler Shough, pick 12.09-0.16
  • Cam Ward on the bench5.00
AdiYogaCoach Adi112.96
Final
littyjittyCoach Jit103.74

A MOVABLE OBJECT MEETS A VERY STOPPABLE FORCE 🗑️

Adi beats Jit 112.96–103.74 in the lowest-scoring matchup of the week. Two men aggressively refusing to score fantasy points 😭 Higgins, Waddle and Kincaid combined for 10.7; McBride more than doubled that by himself. Jit is 1–4 and the Jeremiah Smith scouting department is hiring 📋👀 But don’t look too closely at the winner: Adi is somehow 3–2 and FIFTH with the SECOND-LOWEST points scored 😂 The prayers are working harder than the starting lineup 🙏💀

  • Trevor Lawrence, pick 5.0121.74
  • Tee Higgins, pick 6.073.20
  • Xavier Hutchinson on the bench8.50

Week 5 final scores

  1. Pipsqueak 176.46CodyJuanKenobi 136.56
  2. AdiYoga 112.96littyjitty 103.74
  3. squirmyearth163 156.80Love at first Dart 148.88
  4. Projection Champ 188.84shotgunb365 149.90
  5. J Herbo 132.60pranavmenon08 116.76