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Standings after Week 8

Wins, then points · top 6 make the playoffs

Standings after week 8
Pos.ClubWLForAgst.
1PipsqueakCoach Jorge531098.821040.06
2The ScheduleCoach Mateo531069.84982.32
3Love at first DartCoach Jag441148.321158.88
4pranavmenon08Coach Pranav441147.601110.24
5Projection ChampCoach Andrew441089.681037.18
6CodyJuanKenobiCoach Cody441088.461083.16
7littyjittyCoach Jit441079.601082.32
8squirmyearth163Coach Arjun441067.581121.78
9AdiYogaCoach Adi441016.741049.44
10shotgunb365Coach Kartik261166.001307.26

Dynasty power rankings

Which teams are set up as a true dynasty · as of November 3, 2026

  1. 1
    The ScheduleCoach Mateo

    95power · 5–3 · on pace for 9.1 wins

    Value 77.2k · picks 15.9k · average age 26.4

    Brock Bowers · Amon-Ra St. Brown · Kenneth Walker

    Lost Week 6 to Arjun by 11.98 with Keon Coleman’s 13.90 on the bench. MarShawn Lloyd started and scored 1.00.

  2. 2
    PipsqueakCoach Jorge

    92power · 5–3 · on pace for 8.6 wins

    Value 77.2k · picks 15.0k · average age 27.3

    Ja'Marr Chase · CeeDee Lamb · Jared Goff

    Jorge took Emeka Egbuka 30th in the startup draft: 57.1 points this season. 4 picks later, Jag took Kenneth Walker III: 149.1.

  3. 3
    Projection ChampCoach Andrew

    87power · 4–4 · on pace for 7.0 wins

    Value 83.3k · picks 17.2k · average age 25.6

    Drake Maye · Jordan Love · Zay Flowers

    Projection Champ, as advertised: 6–2 if every game had gone to Sleeper’s projections, 4–4 in real life.

  4. 4
    CodyJuanKenobiCoach Cody

    85power · 4–4 · on pace for 7.1 wins

    Value 79.7k · picks 17.2k · average age 26.8

    Bijan Robinson · Brock Purdy · Chris Olave

    Cody scored 151.04 in Week 2, more than 7 of the other 9 teams, and lost to Kartik.

  5. 5
    pranavmenon08Coach Pranav

    85power · 4–4 · on pace for 7.6 wins

    Value 74.1k · picks 17.2k · average age 26.4

    Puka Nacua · Caleb Williams · James Cook

    Sleeper has projected David Montgomery for 69.3 points on Pranav’s roster. David Montgomery has delivered 42.0.

  6. 6
    squirmyearth163Coach Arjun

    84power · 4–4 · on pace for 7.1 wins

    Value 77.2k · picks 17.2k · average age 26.3

    Josh Allen · Malik Nabers · Jayden Daniels

    With the best possible lineup every week, Arjun would be 6–2, not 4–4. 269.3 points have sat on the bench.

  7. 7
    Love at first DartCoach Jag

    83power · 4–4 · on pace for 6.0 wins

    Value 86.0k · picks 20.3k · average age 25.5

    Jahmyr Gibbs · Jeremiyah Love · Patrick Mahomes

    Sleeper had Jag losing Week 8 by 8.9. Jag won by 21.82.

  8. 8
    AdiYogaCoach Adi

    83power · 4–4 · on pace for 6.6 wins

    Value 79.7k · picks 17.2k · average age 25.6

    Jaxon Smith-Njigba · Trevor Lawrence · Justin Jefferson

    With the best possible lineup every week, Adi would be 7–1, not 4–4. 158.2 points have sat on the bench.

  9. 9
    littyjittyCoach Jit

    72power · 4–4 · on pace for 5.6 wins

    Value 70.5k · picks 17.2k · average age 27.3

    Trey McBride · Lamar Jackson · Dak Prescott

    Starting Blake Corum over Kalif Raymond in the 2 weeks Jit had both would have made Jit 5–3, not 4–4.

  10. 10
    shotgunb365Coach Kartik

    71power · 2–6 · on pace for 5.3 wins

    Value 71.4k · picks 17.9k · average age 27.4

    Joe Burrow · Jonathan Taylor · Drake London

    Starting Tyrone Tracy Jr. over Cade Otton in the 2 weeks Kartik had both would have made Kartik 3–5, not 2–6.

Week 8 recap

THE LAST SAMURAI. THE FIRST SEED. ⚔️👑 WEEK 8 RECAP

PipsqueakCoach Jorge143.52
Final
shotgunb365Coach Kartik130.24

FROM PIPSQUEAK TO SHŌGUN. 😭⚔️

Jorge beats Kartik 143.52–130.24, jumps three spots, and takes the No. 1 seed at 5–3 👑 Last week he cooked me on vacation; this week he’s collecting territory. Burrow dropped 39.48 for Kartik, who still leaves with his fourth straight L and a 2–6 record 💀 From Pipsqueak to final boss. Man has the armor, the sword, and now the standings to justify that photoshoot. All that’s missing is me bowing before I send him a trade offer 😂

  • Ja'Marr Chase, Jorge’s WR25.60
  • Joe Burrow, Kartik’s QB39.48
  • Drake London, Kartik’s WR1.30
Jorge in samurai armor holding a sword, captioned "THE LAST SAMURAI. THE FIRST SEED."
THE LAST SAMURAI. THE FIRST SEED.Photo: the group chat
littyjittyCoach Jit163.10
Final
pranavmenon08Coach Pranav154.56

JIT SIMPLY REFUSES TO LOSE 😭

Three straight wins and back-to-back league-high scores, and this man is still deciding between chasing the chip and scouting Jeremiah Smith 🏆📋 Jit beats Pranav 163.10–154.56 with Lamar AND A.J. Brown contributing a combined ZERO. Tee Higgins and Tuten apparently didn’t get the rebuilding memo 💀 Pranav scored enough to beat every other team and still caught the L. Jit is now 4–4 in seventh, standing between the playoff door and another Jeremiah Smith highlight video. Bratha you can’t keep browsing rookie rankings while dropping 160 on people. Pick a struggle 😂

  • Tee Higgins, pick 6.0732.50
  • Kyren Williams, pick 5.0212.40
  • Adonai Mitchell on the bench23.70
Love at first DartCoach Jag145.44
Final
The ScheduleCoach Mateo123.62

THE SCHEDULE IS BROKEN 📅🔨

I just beat the No. 1 team with HIS OLD QUARTERBACK 😭 Mateo falls 145.44–123.62 after Sleeper had me losing by 8.9. Mahomes dropped 25.44 against the man who traded him to me, while Penix contributed MINUS 1.90 💀 Three straight losses are finally over, I’m up to third at 4–4, and Allgeier’s 33.60 still sitting on my bench. Last week Mateo was “better to be lucky than good.” This week his luck ran into his own Week 4 trade.

  • Patrick Mahomes, Week 4 trade25.44
  • Michael Penix Jr., pick 21.03-1.90
  • Justin Herbert on the bench7.78

Week 8 final scores

  1. Pipsqueak 143.52shotgunb365 130.24
  2. Love at first Dart 145.44The Schedule 123.62
  3. littyjitty 163.10pranavmenon08 154.56
  4. Projection Champ 103.58CodyJuanKenobi 80.90
  5. squirmyearth163 138.74AdiYoga 122.98