Mateo “THE SCHEDULE” Ruiz is the new No. 1 in the league, beating Cody 116.20–77.38 in the 1 vs 2 matchup after Sleeper projected him to lose by 10 👑 Cody follows up last week’s coronation with one of the biggest fraud performances of all time: 77.38 is the lowest score anyone has posted all season 💀 Garrett Wilson, Nico Collins and Jalen Coker combined for 6.6 points, and Baker Mayfield put up exactly 6.66 at superflex 😈 Maybe that’s the devil ritual you have to do to be the top team while scoring the 7th-most points in the league. Fewest points against of anybody, too. The team name was never a joke. It was a strategy 📅😭
Michael Penix Jr., pick 21.0320.42
Nico Collins, pick 4.021.60
Devin Singletary on the bench13.00
BETTER TO BE LUCKY THAN GOOD.Photo: the group chat
Jit “Just in Time” G might be making a run for the ages. The sleeping lion has woken up and decided to win games instead of winning the tank 🦁 He drops 185.30 on Kartik, the week’s high and the third-highest score of the season, after Sleeper projected him to lose by 9.4. Two straight wins, 3–4, and the Jeremiah Smith scouting department has officially been shut down 📋❌ Kartik, meanwhile, leads the entire league in points scored and is DEAD LAST at 2–5 😭 Tony Pollard dropped 35.0 and Mason Taylor’s 25.2 watched from the bench behind AJ Barner’s 8.6. Most points for, most points against, fewest wins. Brother is playing fantasy football on hard mode 💀
Pipsqueak beat tf out of me 165.32–101.30 in a must-win week. Jorge logged in all the way from Japan to prove his team name wrong 🗾 He’s 14 hours ahead, so technically I got beat by a man living in tomorrow 😭 Judkins 22.9, Lamb 21.9, Stevenson 20.0, probably locked in at 2 AM from a 7-Eleven with an egg sandwich in hand 🥪 He’s up from 7th to 4th, climbing the standings faster than a bullet train 🚄 Me? Three straight losses, 3–1 to 3–4, clinging to the last playoff spot on points. And before anyone asks: yes, Geno’s 23.48 was on my bench behind Mahomes’ 6.0. Still lose by 46.54. Bring me back a souvenir, I already got the L 🧳💀
